The Lafubaby

Hello bu buddies, welcome back to my bu blog. Today I will be showing you through  Jojo's budeal why Lafufu's are not as fun as Labubu's and why they wouldn't make good bufriend material. 

Here is my list of things I still want to achieve:

1.) Drink as much blue bu juice as possible.

2.) Have a bufriend of my own.

3.) Be able to drive a rocketship.

4.) Become the next Buridget Jones

5.) Finally become a starbubu of the stage.

6.) Watch the entirety of House.

7.) Become a bucademic weapon.

Jojo has been in a bulationship with a Lafufu (boo,hiss!) for a long time, but today he annouced to me and Jazzy that he had gone off his fufriend because he was too much of a crybaby, saying that he was sick of hearing him blub during The Butanic. However, Jojo had a bulemmer, that day he was meant to be picking up his fufriend from work in his Rocketship, so me and Jazzy had to help him come up with a burilliant story as to why he couldn't take his fufriend back to his planet. After putting our paws together, we came up with this: Jojo would send a buchat on starmap to his Lafafufu telling him that he had to take Jazzy to the bu-spital because she had fallen ill from eating too many cookies! (Jazzy and Jojo would just sit in the bu-spital space void to make the story more bulistic as the lafulover could see their locations on Starmap.) After going through the ins and outs of the budea, Jazzy realised that they wouldn't have to go anywhere at all as they could just turn their bucations off on Starmap!

After hearing Jojo’s hassle with his bufriend I’m not sure I want one of my own now – but watch this space anways, you never know…